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Old 27th February 2012, 10:50   #21
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to ashley thanks for the sarcasm but if u read the post i did say i wasnt teaching anyone to suck eggs or words to that effect ,,,,,, i do own a 1.1i desire and id have to disagree i used induction kits and remaps for an example and did say other realated preformance parts a simple exhaust change would give u 10 % u could chip it theres lots of things but keep hurling abuse guys lololol i find it realy funny that people would disagree that u cant get more power out of a small engine if you cant ill eat my own man hood pmsl
Better start getting it out and peeling the skin back then.


I'm guessing you think you're some kind of fucking guru on power gains? coming onto here, thinking you can tell our experienced members how to get fuckall power out of tiny engines. People have been modifying Saxos since they came out of the factory. It's not exactly new news to them that they can get more power. and the stuff you claim will give 'power' will give minimal gains. Also, learn how to use basic english you fucking tool.
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Old 27th February 2012, 11:49   #22
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just thought id say this about the orginal post (ashleyp) did i mention saxos i think i said big and small engines yo lol
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Shit, was reading this thread on my phone and clicked the "give thanks" button instead of the next page one ....now it looks like i agree with the retard
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to ashley thanks for the sarcasm but if u read the post i did say i wasnt teaching anyone to suck eggs or words to that effect ,,,,,, i do own a 1.1i desire and id have to disagree i used induction kits and remaps for an example and did say other realated preformance parts a simple exhaust change would give u 10 % u could chip it theres lots of things but keep hurling abuse guys lololol i find it realy funny that people would disagree that u cant get more power out of a small engine if you cant ill eat my own man hood pmsl
10% gain on a simple exhaust change, stop making things up dude.

Clearly you have no idea, the only way you are going to get power out of a 1.1 is to turbo it.....you are pissing in the wind otherwise.

Stop trolling and bugger off you idiot.
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Old 27th February 2012, 13:33   #25
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to ashley thanks for the sarcasm but if u read the post i did say i wasnt teaching anyone to suck eggs or words to that effect ,,,,,, i do own a 1.1i desire and id have to disagree i used induction kits and remaps for an example and did say other realated preformance parts a simple exhaust change would give u 10 % u could chip it theres lots of things but keep hurling abuse guys lololol i find it realy funny that people would disagree that u cant get more power out of a small engine if you cant ill eat my own man hood pmsl
1: Nothing you say makes sense.

2: I can't read that severe lack of English.

3: What's the need for the amount of commas you use?

4: The sarcasm was deserved, you made a retarded post, and tried to clarify it by saying more BS that nobody can understand.

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just thought id say this about the orginal post (ashleyp) did i mention saxos i think i said big and small engines yo lol
In that case, you seem even more of a spastic than I previously thought. To quote myself and edit accordingly:

I love how the OP talks as if the engine has just been invented...

Over 100 years since the first combustion engine and thanks to this thread, I now know it's possible to modify one!
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Old 27th February 2012, 13:46   #26
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oh im a fucking tool pmsl like i said in the origanal post not TEACHING ANYONE TO SUCK EGGS ie not trying to learn those who are experienced 1) im not a retard 2) im not a tool and most importantly 3) i work for rosmand rebores its a local company near to where i live we do quite a few small engined cars but i guess having 22 years in the motor industry means nothing never mind your entitled to your own opinions , but i guess using words like retard and tool says it all realy god help what yous think of people who are disabled and less fortunate than others not a word i like nor would i use to describe anyone all because i said u could get more power out of a small engine if you changed a few things not lots and lots but never mind ill leave it that yous have made your your statements and i have mine . !
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oh im a fucking tool pmsl like i said in the origanal post not TEACHING ANYONE TO SUCK EGGS ie not trying to learn those who are experienced 1) im not a retard 2) im not a tool and most importantly 3) i work for rosmand rebores its a local company near to where i live we do quite a few small engined cars but i guess having 22 years in the motor industry means nothing never mind your entitled to your own opinions , but i guess using words like retard and tool says it all realy god help what yous think of people who are disabled and less fortunate than others not a word i like nor would i use to describe anyone all because i said u could get more power out of a small engine if you changed a few things not lots and lots but never mind ill leave it that yous have made your your statements and i have mine . !
You are less fortunate than myself. You can't speak English, and thus I'm more learned than you.

Edit; I don't even know what "teaching you to suck eggs" means, speak properly.
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Old 27th February 2012, 13:54   #28
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ashley read it mate not teaching someone to suck eggs means im trying to learn you what to do as for the english language im sure even you abreviate words and such like when you say text people for instance anyway im not on here for an argument .
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if you work for a reputable engine company then why are you asking such basic questions about the workings of an engine in other threads you have made? sorry but i had to ask?
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if you work for a reputable engine company then why are you asking such basic questions about the workings of an engine in other threads you have made? sorry but i had to ask?
BOOM. Sit the fuck down OP
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You are less fortunate than myself. You can't speak English, and thus I'm more learned than you.

Edit; I don't even know what "teaching you to suck eggs" means, speak properly.
Fuck off with this speaking English bollox.
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to ashley thanks for the sarcasm but if u read the post i did say i wasnt teaching anyone to suck eggs or words to that effect ,,,,,, i do own a 1.1i desire and id have to disagree i used induction kits and remaps for an example and did say other realated preformance parts a simple exhaust change would give u 10 % u could chip it theres lots of things but keep hurling abuse guys lololol i find it realy funny that people would disagree that u cant get more power out of a small engine if you cant ill eat my own man hood pmsl
Seriously, you don't know what you're talking about. I don't mean to offend you but you will not get any kind of performance gain from small engines with an exhaust and 'chip' as you say.

1.1 Saxo's, 1.2 Clio's and Corsa's, C2 1.1's, 1.4's etc. You could put an exhaust on, fit a 4 branch manifold, air filter, remap etc and you might get a few bhp but it wont make a blind bit of difference. Will never be a fast car or get any significant power gains.

The only small engines you will get good power out of are specially designed highly strung engines. Such as bike engines and even then they have to either be left in a bike or in a kit car as they won't have much torque to pull the weight of a car round.
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oh and i own a vectra sri 140 not just a 1.1 saxo at least this post got some reaction had fun reading it after i posted cheers lads no harm done ,,,,
and a 140 vectra is the epitomy of power is it?
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and a 140 vectra is the epitomy of power is it?
this one time, there was me and a 140 vectra at the lights... he pissed all over me, gone in no time. but in my defence, my red man was still there and his light was green.

im sure if i had the green man, he would have been minced!
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Fuck off with this speaking English bollox.
Because the OP can't even spell a word.

I love how you took the time to write properly for a change too, just to try and not get any come backs.

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You've worked for a company for 20 years, yet don't know about engines.

And thats incorrect, I rarely ever abbreviate words, unless doing so in jest and never when I text people. init.
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