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9th March 2012, 08:47
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Violent turtle sex.
I now know more about the wonders of nature, and that there is literally nothing I can't masturbate to.
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=7391
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knee her with your helmet
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I've never seen you around but tonight you are making me piss my pants laughing.
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9th March 2012, 11:11
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I see you and raise you with a
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9th March 2012, 11:23
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Being a girl tortoise would be the worst. Sex looks awful.
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For all those saying go to a cs meet, who wants to drive like 70 miles to bornmouth for a meet with gibbo?
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9th March 2012, 11:32
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I believe that is 1-0. Duck sex looks nice and rough though. I recommend that.
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knee her with your helmet
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Not many people will openly admit they have smeared their minge on a status like dairylea on toast...
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Originally Posted by logic_guy
I've never seen you around but tonight you are making me piss my pants laughing.
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9th March 2012, 11:33
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I generally head butt my girlfriend before sex. I thought it was normal?
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9th March 2012, 11:40
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I can't wait to find a video of donkey punching turtles. They look like they would.
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I've never seen you around but tonight you are making me piss my pants laughing.
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9th March 2012, 11:44
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Originally Posted by tomsmarty
I generally head butt my girlfriend before sex. I thought it was normal?
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It is. A alternative
You have to pour hot fat from the fryer on her area to warm her up. Then carry on.
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Originally Posted by jeffchiz
lol because you are a brand fag
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9th March 2012, 11:48
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I just used to put burning candles up her arse. Thought that's what people meant by hot wax. Apparently not after an embarrassing trip to a&e.
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knee her with your helmet
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Not many people will openly admit they have smeared their minge on a status like dairylea on toast...
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Originally Posted by logic_guy
I've never seen you around but tonight you are making me piss my pants laughing.
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9th March 2012, 11:51
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fucking LOL at the noises.
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9th March 2012, 11:51
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Isnt this just rape?
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9th March 2012, 11:55
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Originally Posted by knight-22
Isnt this just rape?
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Nah, I shouted suprise as I inserted. So it's legit.
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knee her with your helmet
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Not many people will openly admit they have smeared their minge on a status like dairylea on toast...
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I've never seen you around but tonight you are making me piss my pants laughing.
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9th March 2012, 11:56
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Originally Posted by Prickle
It is. An alternative
You have to pour hot fat from the fryer on her area to warm her up. Then carry on.
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So head butt then hot fat? Or hot fat then head butt?
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