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Old 18th April 2010, 23:19   #61
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peter-d . is that a hedgehog in there
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Old 18th April 2010, 23:20   #62
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For those who are currently desperate and can't get it even if they paid for it.. There's always rape..

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Old 18th April 2010, 23:20   #63
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haha bbq ftw
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Old 19th April 2010, 00:08   #64
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Anyone tried it? its by far the hardest things ever!! just no room
How would you know?
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I then suddenly just jumped straight up to scare him, and he farted audibly in shock and fell off his seat.
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Old 19th April 2010, 00:13   #65
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How would you know?
Because he tried it, but then his Mum started getting bad cramp so had to stop
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Old 19th April 2010, 00:14   #66
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Because he tried it, but then his Mum started getting bad cramp so had to stop
Oh, That's weird, she is normally okay when shes with me!

Flexible to say the least.
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Old 19th April 2010, 00:32   #67
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done it plenty of times in back i sit down on the back seat and let her do the work and find out where to put her limbs lol usually head and arms go on parcel shelf, ive done it in the back on my kness by gum did i have some bruises in the morning!
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Old 19th April 2010, 00:45   #68
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My ex fucked herself with my ice scraper in the back of mine
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Old 19th April 2010, 00:47   #69
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Back seats ftw
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Old 19th April 2010, 00:48   #70
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My ex fucked herself with my ice scraper in the back of mine
Wow, dude, thats some freaky shit.
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Old 19th April 2010, 01:20   #71
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wow that is freaky... freaky but awesome! hahaha.
the pictures you have drawn have amazing detail, i'll be sure to put them on my phone to whip out when in need!
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Old 19th April 2010, 02:09   #72
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No back seats- easy peasy.
(though it must be noted that some sort of cusioning makes the whole operation alot more enjoyable)
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Old 19th April 2010, 02:59   #73
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bonnet ftw!!!
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Gotta be backseats or bonnet in a saxo lol..........cause the front seats dont go right back
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Old 19th April 2010, 03:41   #75
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If a girl lay on my bonnet i'd punch her in the clunge! Could do without the dents and scratches!!
She wants to do it outside the car she best be prepared to lie on the floor!
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Old 19th April 2010, 06:33   #76
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Doggy in the back I`ve done it in the front too and over the bonnet.
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Old 19th April 2010, 07:30   #77
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never tried car too small lol
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Old 19th April 2010, 09:32   #78
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LOL ! bad times eh babe, drunk i hope?
That would require me to be drink driving, which I wasn't. Couldn't sleep, thought I might as well... Wish I hadn't bothered, live and learn.
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Old 19th April 2010, 09:51   #79
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never tried car too small lol
Same applies haha

where as the jetta,beeing a 4 door has bags of room and a HUGE bonnet...
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Old 19th April 2010, 09:57   #80
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awkward being tall lol oh well king size bed do me just fine better than seatbelt clip jammed in ur ass lol
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