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9th December 2007, 00:56
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Mrs Smith
Mr Smith phones surgery for his wifes test results. Receptionist says sorry, we have two sets of results for Mrs Smiths and they have gotten mixed up. One has Altzimers and the other has aids. Man says oh dear, what should i do? Receptionist says drop her off in town and if she finds her way back, DONT SHAG HER!
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9th December 2007, 02:58
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Well it beats most other peoples 1st posts i'll give you that mate.
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how big is it, edge to edge?
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14 inches or so.
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sorry bud, too big for me. GLWS tho
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9th December 2007, 02:59
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Actually irrc posts dont count in here, Your wasting your time son.
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how big is it, edge to edge?
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Originally Posted by 12u55
14 inches or so.
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Originally Posted by ns9900
sorry bud, too big for me. GLWS tho
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9th December 2007, 10:40
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not very nice to say anout my mum  wondered why my dad fooked off when she got back from town though :o
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9th December 2007, 10:55
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My Apologies guys 
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