Has anyone

[stiffler69]

Else farted to a extent that the whole house stinks and its actually making yourself feel ill from it.

Think ive got a bad stomach but my house really does stink at the moment, has anyone ever had a wiff of methane gas well this is what the whole downstairs of my house smells like

[Danny]

iv farted so much that my bedroom stinks but never the hole house lol

[Viper]

my best was one at leeds festival. some random woman gave me a lecture on my diet.... and a guy stood about 15 people away could smell it...

i was proud and also ill......

[stiffler69]

its started to melt the furniture and my eyes are watering pretty sure ive drank or ate something i shouldnt off

[ShaneVtr]

my mate took a shit and woke my mum and dad up once.
i also like wafting the covers to piss off the gf when i let one go

[saxowebby]

you dont smoke do you. woooosssshhhh goes the house

[blusax]

my mate took a shit and woke my mum and dad up once.
i also like wafting the covers to piss off the gf when i let one go

liked that one, for some strange reason i start to laugh uncontrably at poo/fart stories.

[stevenet15]

Originally Posted by ShaneVtr

my mate took a shit and woke my mum and dad up once.
i also like wafting the covers to piss off the gf when i let one go

dutch oven, in the morning rollover and pull the covers over u and ur gf so ur under it then give her a nice kiss, immediatly let one go and hold her there - for best results hold gf's mouth shut so she has to enhale through her nose

I once went round a mates after school when i was about 12, was almost there when i farted and followed through, had to get home a.s.a.p could feel it running down my leg

when blokes fart they cant help but have a little wiff if its there own, just so they can have a sense of proudness and acheivement if its a good un