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20th January 2009, 21:18
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What a heap of rubbish
Dad got me a '+15 BHP High Performance Power Module' today. He said if it works in my car, he'll consider one for the Derv.
Told him not to bother and waste his money, a complete shit bag andf dose nothing but he insisited i try it before i judge it.
Anyway, read the instructions and looked for Inlet Air Temp sensor, couldn't find it in the haynes manual so it also said if you cant find it it will have to be in the Coolent Sensor.
Found the cooling sensor (Haynes showed it in the wrong place, epic confusion) after about 2 hours searching.
Anyway, unpluged it, pluged in the super chip and wired it up (Just 2 legs) and then covered it in insolation tape and tidyed it up.
Started car.. Just kept turning over and over... FFS
Checked chip etc etc and all that bolox
Anyway, with the sensor in and the car running, removed the sensor and replaced it for the chip... Car rev liked a fucker and idled highly and poorly. Went for a little drive and it conks out on me after a foot of movement.
What a load of shit! It took me 4 solid hours (5 minute job it said on the packet) and still nothing (Bearing in mind i was doing this under several tourch lights.
Found better perfomance with all the ducting of my air filter.
Going to get a refund (As he got it from eBay LMAO)
Go ahead and laugh!.. I did when i first saw the packet.
Last edited by Ryan; 20th January 2009 at 23:03.
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20th January 2009, 21:21
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sounds like you had an exciting day ! lol. all they do is put the choke on perminantly i thought ?? which surely uses a lot more petrol lol
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20th January 2009, 21:22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VTR-120BHP
sounds like you had an exciting day ! lol. all they do is put the choke on perminantly i thought ?? which surely uses a lot more petrol lol
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I wouldn't know... My car wouldn''t even start 
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20th January 2009, 21:23
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fail dont you wonder why people are told not to buy these why even try one?
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20th January 2009, 21:23
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Lmfao least we no no sumone on here has tryed one and proved ther wank
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20th January 2009, 21:25
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dannyboy2005
Dad got me a '+15 BHP High Performance Power Module' today.
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suuureeeee your DAD bought it   and MADE you try it! lol
nice one for trying, as said atleast we now have proof they are utter shit rather than just assuming they are!
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20th January 2009, 21:26
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ricksimmonds
suuureeeee your dad bought it And made you try it! Lol
nice one for trying, as said atleast we now have proof they are utter shit rather than just assuming they are! |
lmfaooooo!
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20th January 2009, 21:27
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argos air filters your MATE bought, then 15 bhp resistor chips that dont work that your DAD bought LMAO yea ok
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20th January 2009, 21:32
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gouldy87
argos air filters your MATE bought, then 15 bhp resistor chips that dont work that your DAD bought LMAO yea ok
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Lmao! was that him aswell ?
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20th January 2009, 21:37
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Not being funny, but there's threads on here to offer advice on what NOT to do to your Saxo, so scenarios such as these don't happen...
Please, everyone, avoid all Ebay performance mods. If you are unsure, raise a thread BEFORE you buy. If it sounds too good to be true, then it probaly is.
We're here to help at the end of the day 
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20th January 2009, 21:40
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next heel be saying his kid sista brought hima electronic supercharger for his birthday
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20th January 2009, 21:45
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lmfao should have beet your dad with it insted of speending 4 hours fitting it
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20th January 2009, 21:47
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gouldy87
argos air filters your MATE bought, then 15 bhp resistor chips that dont work that your DAD bought LMAO yea ok
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Lies... No one never got anything from Argos expect the rubber mats durrrrrr, Moron 
And as for the 'super chip'. Well... I suppose its try before you buy in his scanareo.
As Proven. EPIC FAIL as some would put it.
So yes... First person to have proven their shit and useless for nothing. And yes, seen threads on here about not getting any of this crap.
Tbh Gouldy, why would i want to embarrass my self and say i went out and bought one for you lot to laugh at me?
Last edited by dannyboy2005; 20th January 2009 at 21:57.
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20th January 2009, 21:49
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tbh iv never heard of anyone actualy trying them so i give credit to him, everyone blabs on about how ther crap cus ther cheap, hes had balls to post that hes tried it
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20th January 2009, 23:01
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Join Date: Dec 2008
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yeah its just a resistor to trick your sensors. put it on the airflow meter and it just tells the ecu its got heaps of air going in to it overfuels your car. they dont work well at all. get a decent forced air induction kit and you would be better off
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20th January 2009, 23:02
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please in future, no swearing in thread titles or ill ban ur ass 
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20th January 2009, 23:03
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Legend.
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3rd March 2009, 14:33
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Bumpage just for the pure lol factor.
Good that you tried and proven there shite lol
Last edited by JamesR; 3rd March 2009 at 14:37.
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3rd March 2009, 14:35
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Epic bumpage.
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3rd March 2009, 14:51
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I want one :o
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