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Old 29th June 2009, 23:16   #1
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...just had electrifying sex in our kitchen.

Killed the cunts with this:


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Old 29th June 2009, 23:17   #2
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Old 29th June 2009, 23:17   #3
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LOL

2 outside flies had unprotected sex on the saxo window back in the day.

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rofl, they deleted the other now you have no use of a thread,

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Thanks Ryan, that was quick!

I <3 you to Glen x

John, is that a joke? Its not funny at all lol!
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John, is that a joke? Its not funny at all lol!
Seriously man!

They flew away separate.
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Old 29th June 2009, 23:27   #7
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I bought one of these in thailand, it was mint
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i love you too Christopher.

If i was a fly, id hang around the bins and nail on the fly slags
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Old 29th June 2009, 23:31   #9
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If i was a fly, id hang around the bins and nail on the fly slags
PMSL, i prefer the good old fly spray... let the lil bastards suffer
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If we marry, whos surname do we take?

If I were a fly, Id go in Rosie Jones' bedroom.
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If I were a fly, Id go in Rosie Jones' bedroom.
postcount clearly shows you are the girl, so its my Smith not yours

id hang around chewbaca, gota be some flys around him, maybe rape a flea
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I dont have the girls car...
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phase 2 saxo... clearly a girl.. or gay
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haha we had two off these at work and we started shocking each other with em.
you can play nail tennis with them aswell they make a big spark when you wack the nail.
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haha i had 2 of these for a laugh put flies on them and spiders and press and hold it in then they spark and blow up lmao
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