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Old 27th September 2009, 00:58   #1
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Eugh!

That shit is NOT cool. My puke is a greeny brown.

However, the fit as fook bar maid made me a drink of 2 double vodkas, half a blue wkd and half a red wkd in a pint glass. That shit gets you wankered and it tastes like Vimto. Duno what it was called but it was good shit.

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Old 27th September 2009, 01:01   #2
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Might be a cheeky Vimto that mate!

If you have donner your heart is going to fail!! hahaha
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cheeky vimto is port + blue WKD i know coz i was a barman
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Old 27th September 2009, 01:05   #4
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Eugh!

That shit is NOT cool. My puke is a greeny brown.

However, the fit as fook bar maid made me a drink of 2 double vodkas, half a blue wkd and half a red wkd in a pint glass. That shit gets you wankered and it tastes like Vimto. Duno what it was called but it was good shit.

Kebab is getting cold. Shitter
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Old 27th September 2009, 01:28   #5
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pics of vomit, or your lying.
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Did you at least get the bar maids number . . . bet this is the first you have thought of this, I feel your pain ha ha
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Old 27th September 2009, 16:18   #7
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Funnily enough, when i was heaving i didnt think to take a picture, my bad - weirdo!

Nope, didnt get her number but did have a chat, he BF is massive. Still tried, no luck. No shame.

Guts are broken today.

Who ever says Jager is nice, is WRONG
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jaeger bombs are the best thing ever
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Old 27th September 2009, 17:38   #9
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I love the stuff, I dont ruin it with silly mixers though
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Old 27th September 2009, 19:57   #10
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it tastes like cough medicine
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DUDE.

Jager monster is FUCKING EPIC.

Best drink mate. Seriously. I might PM Simo to get you banned for that.
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Pitcher is just fucking win.
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Jager is best just slowly drunk straight or with coke or most energy drinks. Love the stuff
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Old 27th September 2009, 23:04   #15
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jagermeister is the bollox!! ive even called my new cat jagermeister..
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Old 27th September 2009, 23:31   #16
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haha.. its nice but now that nice kitney haha!! Imagine when you lose your cat and have to go round thw street callling its name?? People will be calling you the local alcoholic haha!
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