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13th May 2014, 10:24
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Mongtards
So I was speaking to a lad at the weekend, who told me:
"my mate has a 172, the airbox has for race use only on it, it does 160 in 3rd and keeps up with a 760bhp 911 to 110"
Really though, for gods sake he was an adult!!! well physically anyway. Why, why do people feel the need?!??!
I asked what sort of trick gearbox it had in it
"standard one"
FHL!
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13th May 2014, 10:26
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Blackie hasn't got any mates though?
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13th May 2014, 10:27
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I tried to race a 911 the other day.
I lost.
Moral of the story - I'm a mongtard
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13th May 2014, 10:27
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Quote:
Originally Posted by D4MJT
Blackie hasn't got any mates though?
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He doesn't have a penis either!
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13th May 2014, 10:31
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jigs2895
I tried to race a 911 the other day.
I lost.
Moral of the story - I'm a mongtard
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Even if you'd gotten in front, he could have driven underneath 
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13th May 2014, 10:34
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Quote:
Originally Posted by D4MJT
Even if you'd gotten in front, he could have driven underneath |
That sounds gay
I'd always suspected Jigs was more of a power bottom to be honest
possibly a twink
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13th May 2014, 10:48
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MuZiZZle
He doesn't have a penis either!
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This could be the start of a new thread,titled Some say(along the lines of the stig) 
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13th May 2014, 10:49
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stevo67
This could be the start of a new thread,titled Some say(along the lines of the stig) |
but that's fact
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13th May 2014, 11:12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MuZiZZle
but that's fact
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I know just having a laugh mate,i'm bored.
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13th May 2014, 11:25
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Quote:
Originally Posted by D4MJT
Even if you'd gotten in front, he could have driven underneath |
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13th May 2014, 12:26
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Hells bells.
So much for a VTS doing 60 in second, 160 in third what an achievement!
Bet you can't match that in your M5 must be like what 6th?
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13th May 2014, 12:26
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Hells bells.
So much for a VTS doing 60 in second, 160 in third what an achievement!
Bet you can't match that in your M5 must be like what 6th?
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13th May 2014, 12:26
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jamie
Hells bells.
So much for a VTS doing 60 in second, 160 in third what an achievement!
Bet you can't match that in your M5 must be like what 6th?
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5th with ~300rpm to go is an indicated 155.
Apparently..
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13th May 2014, 12:28
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Quote:
Originally Posted by D4MJT
5th with ~300rpm to go is an indicated 155.
Apparently..
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Ah still not quite third eh 
lol.
Seriously though even on drugs that's not an acceptable claim.
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13th May 2014, 12:30
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He's pretty special like, what was he on about last time we were in Muz, wasn't he going about his mate having a twin turbo clio then or something?
Bender
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13th May 2014, 12:33
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Funny if like somehow it was a twin turbo Clio that just so happened to be geared for 160 in third lol!
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13th May 2014, 13:05
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Sold a set of R alloys to some chav, he turned up in his shit can VTR he bought claiming its 130BHP, proper cock.
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13th May 2014, 13:07
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mickswan
Sold a set of R alloys to some chav, he turned up in his shit can VTR he bought claiming its 130BHP, proper cock.
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Was the back end of it REALLY high?
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13th May 2014, 13:13
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MuZiZZle
Was the back end of it REALLY high?
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Forever crying :'(
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13th May 2014, 13:53
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MuZiZZle
Was the back end of it REALLY high?
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As high as mine, so yeah.
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