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24th July 2003, 19:08
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How to swear, insult, cuss and curse in Dutch!
Dutch language swear words and phrases and their English translations.
Dutch Swearing
Lul
Kut
Kak
Stront
Kontneuker
Hoer
Achterlijke
Eikel
Idioot
Kutding
Kutwijf
Kutzooi
Kut
Kloten (singular kloot)
Reet
Lulkoek, lullekoek
Lullepraat
Boerenlul
Oetlul
Paardenlul
Klerelij(d)er
Pokkenlijder
Teringlijder
Moederneuker
Neuk niet met me
Je kunt de pot op
Hoerenjong
Klootzak
Trut
Randdebiel
Me rug op
Loop naar de hel
Dwaas
Slet
Spast
Flikker
Aarsridder
Dikzak
Smeerlap
Rukker
Vingerwijf
Godverdomme
Sluitspiermusketier
Hufter
Matennaaier
Poepstamper
Sukkel
Geile
Gatlelijk
Ga je vader pijpen
Vluggertje
Gatlikker
Slijmbal
Beffen
Kankerlijer
Teringlijer
Tyfuslijer
Kanker op
Kankerhond
Krijg de kanker
Tering
Pleuris
Mongool
Zoon van een hoerige kameel
Vette ruigpoot
Homo
Dzju toch
Chocoprins ridder
Wil je neuken?
Geile slet
Ga je moeder neuken
Kippeneuker
Geiteneuker
Darmtoerist
Rot op
Kankert op!
Tering mongool!
Joh, sterf lekker!
Afgelikte boterham
Kanker hoer
Uitgewoond
Bloedpoepende maaghond
Mierenneuker
Coot fora dom
Oen
Kalf
Bruinkluiver
Hoerezoon
Nicht
Opneuken, stomme kutmongool
Idioot
Mafkees
Sufkut
Ga rukken
Lik mijn reet
Pijpslet
Daar heb ik schijt aan
Watje
Mietje
Flikker op
Je moet mij niet dissen
Ik sloop je
Ik neuk je moeder
God verkanker Jesus
English Translation
Penis, dick, cock
Cunt
Shit
Shit
Up-the-ass-fucker
Hooker
Retard
Dickhead
Idiot
Fucking thing
Bitch
Bloody mess
Cunt
Testicles, balls
Arse
Bullshit, crap (Lit: prick-biscuit)
Bullshit (Lit: cock talk)
Asshole (Lit: farmer's prick)
Bloody idiot
Asshole (Lit: horse's cock)
Motherfucker
Motherfucker
Motherfucker
Motherfucker
Don't fuck around with me
Go fuck yourself
Son of a whore
Nutsack (nut as in balls)
Bitch
Complete idiot
Up yours
Go to hell
Fool
Slut
Retard
Homosexual
Ass-knight
Fat ass
Son of a bitch
Masturbator
Masturbating bitch
Goddamn
Homosexual
Asshole
Backstabber (Lit: Buddy fucker)
Homosexual (Lit: Shit-thumper)
Loser
Horny
Butt-ugly
Go suck your father's dick
A quick fuck
Butt-licker
Butt-licker
To eat pussy
Sufferer of cancer
Sufferer of cancer
Sufferer of typhus
Fuck off (Lit: cancer off!)
Asshole (Lit: cancerdog)
Get cancer (diseases are Dutch swears)
Get cancer
Get cancer
Mongoloid
Son of a horny camel
Dirty leather boy (gay)
Gay
When every thing goes wrong
Gay, faggot
Do you what to fuck me?
Horny slut
Go fuck your mother
Chicken Fucker
Goat Fucker
Homosexual (lit. Bowel Tourist)
Fuck off
Get cancer!
Tuberculosis Mongoloid
Man, just die
Fucking slut (Lit: Bread licked to pulp)
Cancer whore
Wasted, burned-out, all used-up
Blood chitting stomach dog
Ant fucker
God damn you to hell
Idiot
Idiot
Homosexual
Son of a whore
Gay, homosexual
Fuck off, you stupid retard
Idiot
Weirdo, geek
Dumbass (lit. slow cunt)
Go fuck yourself
Kiss my ass (lit. Lick my ass)
Sucking slut
I don't give a fuck about that
Pussy, wimp
Pussy, wimp or homosexual
Fuck off<b
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24th July 2003, 19:22
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 Umm that's delightful Areke ...
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25th July 2003, 00:36
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euhm areke i think it is a lot nicer if we DONT teach them things whit cancer i am protesting because my mom had cancer so guys please dont say it if it isnt needed
sorry if i am acting like a succer but i think its too hard too say it
this is how i am thinking about it!
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25th July 2003, 01:18
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stef i copied...
i know a lot of people with cancer too...
fred's mum had it 3 years ago....
my collegues wife is still dying... she has 7 tumors in her head and she has skin cancer....
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13th March 2012, 15:11
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Areke
stef i copied...
i know a lot of people with cancer too...
fred's mum had it 3 years ago....
my collegues wife is still dying... she has 7 tumors in her head and she has skin cancer....
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Jesus christ!
Are they okay?
trolol. sorry. I assume this user will never be online to see it so I don't feel as bad.
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25th July 2003, 01:21
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ouch...i didn't think that was called for!!!
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25th July 2003, 12:52
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well ok but as i said i dont wanted to react like a succer but you know how some people are...
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12th March 2012, 16:46
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vtsgirl
a succer ...
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12th March 2012, 17:00
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Originally Posted by o_O
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you bumped a 9 year old thread just to clap !!
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The smurf vts R.I.Pieces
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12th March 2012, 17:00
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Erm...
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12th March 2012, 17:04
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Nice bump you Tuberculosis Mongoloid
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12th March 2012, 17:45
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deserves a
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12th March 2012, 18:41
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"S4XYM"
LOL. I still have the pics.
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12th March 2012, 20:55
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gabbastard
"S4XYM"
LOL. I still have the pics.
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Proof needed 
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