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3rd October 2009, 15:06
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#41
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Established Member
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: wednesbury/west brom
Posts: 1,186
Car(s): Black Flat arch & White Vtr
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dont be nasty show us your pasty
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dont be shy show us your pie
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3rd October 2009, 15:13
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#42
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Near Hull
Posts: 8,405
Car(s): BMW 3.0 X3,toyota mr2 & Skyline R33
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Quote:
Originally Posted by de51_Hodgey
dont be nasty show us your pasty
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dont be shy show us your pie
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wtf! lol sounds like something which would be said on a episode of shooting star hahaha.
the dove from above
the fanny from your granny lol.
I dont use chat up lines I just act bad. women love a bad boy 
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3rd October 2009, 15:16
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#43
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Saxperience Forum Bum
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: N.Ireland
Posts: 3,523
Car(s): French piece of shit. (VTR)
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Can result in a slap if it goes wrong tbh.
Last edited by Liam_LFC_VTR; 3rd October 2009 at 15:19.
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3rd October 2009, 15:17
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#44
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Newcastle
Posts: 6,713
Car(s): VTS & EK9
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris261287
Nicole was easy...
I dont use chat up lines, I use Rohypnol
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well your pretty rude 
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3rd October 2009, 15:18
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#45
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Saxperience Addict
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 11,590
Car(s): ITB'd Saxo VTS & Mazda 6 MPS
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Im sorry.
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3rd October 2009, 15:22
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#46
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Established Member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Tha Durrty Saaf
Posts: 2,095
Car(s): BMX
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excuse me miss, does this taste like rohypnol to you?
if that fails, you say:
look come on, im on first name terms with mark,david.
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BF3 - Taking MW3 to the showers, hard. No lube.
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3rd October 2009, 15:57
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#47
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Established Member
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: BS34
Posts: 1,214
Car(s): Yellow 16v
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grab your coat, i've got a knife.
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Enthrone's dead yellow 16v.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jay_
cos i make hilarious mates that come to the pub with me and make me feel wanted
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3rd October 2009, 16:01
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#48
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Saxperience Hardcore!
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Charming man
Posts: 15,880
Car(s): Charming car
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"stop screaming, stop screaming, don't make this rape become a murder"
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3rd October 2009, 16:03
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#49
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Regular Poster
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: near to barrow
Posts: 384
Car(s): 03 saxo desire 1.1
mini city 1000cc
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will you have sex with me?
she replies: no
will you lay down while i have sex with you?
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3rd October 2009, 16:05
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#50
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 5,204
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Danr
"stop screaming, stop screaming, don't make this rape become a murder"
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3rd October 2009, 16:19
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#51
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Regular Poster
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: birmingham
Posts: 464
Car(s): saxo vtl 8valve plus others i like it for nipping
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He is prowing car care,liam is,still born again but whot. we all now Women love money best.
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3rd October 2009, 16:20
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#52
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Established Member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Frome, Somerset
Posts: 1,538
Car(s): Honda Civic 2.2 i-CTDI, VW Golf GT TDI ,Rover 214
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I play rugby, can i show you my tackle?
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3rd October 2009, 16:21
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#53
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Frequent Poster
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Camberley
Posts: 586
Car(s): Blaze Yellow 106 GTI
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corrrr u aint sweating that uch for a fat bird !!
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3rd October 2009, 16:36
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#54
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Established Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Padiham, Burnley, Lancashire
Posts: 1,527
Car(s): 55 Corsa SXI
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Quote:
Originally Posted by danwilliams9
corrrr u aint sweating that uch for a fat bird !!
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hahahaa!
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3rd October 2009, 16:38
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#55
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Saxperience Hardcore!
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Charming man
Posts: 15,880
Car(s): Charming car
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Can I just say last night I actually used the line... "Lets go upstairs and you can get your knickers off."
Win.
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3rd October 2009, 16:41
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#56
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 5,204
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Danr
Can I just say last night I actually used the line... "Lets go upstairs and you can get your knickers off."
Win.
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You are an inspiration to us all Danr. 
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3rd October 2009, 16:42
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#57
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Saxperience Hardcore!
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 16,839
Car(s): Saxo VTS, Westfield
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show me where you piss from!
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3rd October 2009, 16:43
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#58
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Saxperience Hardcore!
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Charming man
Posts: 15,880
Car(s): Charming car
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PSPDan
You are an inspiration to us all Danr. |
Actually worked. Cock feels like it's going to fall off right now..... may be something to do with the chlamydia but ftw!
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3rd October 2009, 16:46
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#59
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Saxperience Post Whore
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 5,204
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Danr
Actually worked. Cock feels like it's going to fall off right now..... may be something to do with the chlamydia but ftw!
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3rd October 2009, 16:48
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#60
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Infrequent Poster
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Wimborne, Dorset
Posts: 121
Car(s): Saxo vtr
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That chair looks a bit soft. Do you want something harder to sit on?
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