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Old 3rd October 2009, 18:42   #81
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In the old Ferar,red and rusty a bit magnum style , ride for a Ride,they only wanted to go in the old reck,it was a bit tatty ,sold it for 37g on a PX,thank god....
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Old 3rd October 2009, 19:22   #82
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In the old Ferar,red and rusty a bit magnum style , ride for a Ride,they only wanted to go in the old reck,it was a bit tatty ,sold it for 37g on a PX,thank god....
Are you actually a fucking retard? This makes as much sense as tits on a fish
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Old 3rd October 2009, 19:24   #83
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Old 3rd October 2009, 19:30   #84
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if they g0 wr0ng

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.




Man: Would you like to dance?

Woman: I'd rather eat glass.

Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants



Man: You're pretty

Woman: Piss off.

Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch.
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Old 3rd October 2009, 19:33   #85
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John_G is the master of chat up lines iirc.
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Old 3rd October 2009, 19:57   #86
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Want smashing
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Old 3rd October 2009, 20:54   #87
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Im pissing muyself here haha, mostlyy at MarkDavid hahahahaha
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Old 3rd October 2009, 20:56   #88
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Wow! When i left this morning the thread like 4 posts!
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if you were a door i'd bang you all night

fancy your dinner?

kite oot ya rat!!
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Does this cloth smell like chloroform
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Old 4th October 2009, 02:44   #91
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> Flash ya gash

> Get ya rat out

> Show us ya muff

Normally ends with a slap, or a funny luck.
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I dont use chat up lines, I use Rohypnol
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