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Old 20th August 2010, 16:15   #101
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LOL, i have a good story about wanking in the driver seat

Last year after me and my ex had finished, she phoned me one morning and i got ready n went n picked her up, n went over 'glen loth' which is a fucked up single track road that rarely gets used

Parked up right beside the road on the grass, and banged her in the back of the rallye, and then we were in the front again and i was havin a fag, and she started tugging at my jimmy piper again..

There was a towel in the car can't remember why, but i got that in the front to shoot my muck on. Anyway she was going at it when all of a sudden a landrover discovery came, approaching really slowly, so i pulled the towel over me, and her hand was still under the towel pulling away and what happens.......

.....i reach the point of no return right as the landrover with a middle aged couple in squeezes past us at about 10mph, the woman looks right at me as my face is screwed up, firing my dirty water everywhere beneath the towel

Embarassing but funny afterwards
fucking lol but how embarasing must that off benn haha
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Old 20th August 2010, 16:18   #102
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Amazing story Peter. I should imagine that's the closest she's come to sex in years!
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Old 20th August 2010, 16:19   #103
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Hahaha lmao Peter you loved it.....see it was the thrill of being caught you just couldn't control yourself lmao
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Old 20th August 2010, 16:20   #104
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God damn it Peter, you're so graphic

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Old 20th August 2010, 16:24   #105
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the chance of bein caught always makes things that little bit better, keep a towel in the boot, and when the time comes stick the towel on the bonnet, stick the girl on da towel legs in da air, get em to hold the top of the bonnet and smash away lol stick a bit of polish the other side of the towel if the bonnet needs cleanin up, 2 jobs in 1 sorted lol
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Old 20th August 2010, 16:28   #106
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Thats nice!!
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Old 20th August 2010, 16:28   #107
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I've never bothered with a towel on the bonnet, it aint me lying on it

The Rallye was slightly too low to be great on the bonnet but my old Fiesta was perfect height. It was stripped out aswell so the back was empty.. And could even do it in the bucket seats as the bird i was with at the time was only petite about 5 foot 2

Quite tall for a 7 year old
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i'd use the towel just so i dont scratch the bonnet lol, easiest is girl gets on top of you while your sat in the drivers seat, simple but effective
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I've never bothered with a towel on the bonnet, it aint me lying on it

The Rallye was slightly too low to be great on the bonnet but my old Fiesta was perfect height. It was stripped out aswell so the back was empty.. And could even do it in the bucket seats as the bird i was with at the time was only petite about 5 foot 2

Quite tall for a 7 year old
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Sod the towel.....
I'd rather feel the nice cool (or it might be hot, but cool is better lol) metal of the bonnet on my arse cheeks or my breasts just touching it lmfaro
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Shett this thread is way to graphic for my virginal eyes.


Excuse me...
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Old 20th August 2010, 17:05   #114
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Excuse me whilst i go fap...
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Yeaaaaaaaahhhhh editing my post.

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i think i speak for most men on here when i say... you = win (for a girl)
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I need to go for my tea, but this thread is getting good .................


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