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20th August 2010, 16:15
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Originally Posted by Peter_D
LOL, i have a good story about wanking in the driver seat
Last year after me and my ex had finished, she phoned me one morning and i got ready n went n picked her up, n went over 'glen loth' which is a fucked up single track road that rarely gets used
Parked up right beside the road on the grass, and banged her in the back of the rallye, and then we were in the front again and i was havin a fag, and she started tugging at my jimmy piper again..
There was a towel in the car can't remember why, but i got that in the front to shoot my muck on. Anyway she was going at it when all of a sudden a landrover discovery came, approaching really slowly, so i pulled the towel over me, and her hand was still under the towel pulling away and what happens.......
.....i reach the point of no return right as the landrover with a middle aged couple in squeezes past us at about 10mph, the woman looks right at me as my face is screwed up, firing my dirty water everywhere beneath the towel
Embarassing but funny afterwards
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fucking lol but how embarasing must that off benn haha
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20th August 2010, 16:18
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#102
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Amazing story Peter. I should imagine that's the closest she's come to sex in years!
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Originally Posted by wicked-vtr
For all those saying go to a cs meet, who wants to drive like 70 miles to bornmouth for a meet with gibbo?
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20th August 2010, 16:19
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Hahaha lmao Peter you loved it.....see it was the thrill of being caught you just couldn't control yourself lmao 
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why not got nothing else to do...... auds seems pure awesomeness
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Originally Posted by Dannii
Haha she seems up for lady fun
She automatically then has my approval
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20th August 2010, 16:20
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#104
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God damn it Peter, you're so graphic
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20th August 2010, 16:24
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the chance of bein caught always makes things that little bit better, keep a towel in the boot, and when the time comes stick the towel on the bonnet, stick the girl on da towel legs in da air, get em to hold the top of the bonnet and smash away lol stick a bit of polish the other side of the towel if the bonnet needs cleanin up, 2 jobs in 1 sorted lol
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20th August 2010, 16:28
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#106
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Thats nice!!
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20th August 2010, 16:28
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I've never bothered with a towel on the bonnet, it aint me lying on it
The Rallye was slightly too low to be great on the bonnet but my old Fiesta was perfect height. It was stripped out aswell so the back was empty.. And could even do it in the bucket seats as the bird i was with at the time was only petite about 5 foot 2
Quite tall for a 7 year old
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20th August 2010, 16:33
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i'd use the towel just so i dont scratch the bonnet lol, easiest is girl gets on top of you while your sat in the drivers seat, simple but effective
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20th August 2010, 16:55
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Originally Posted by Peter_D
I've never bothered with a towel on the bonnet, it aint me lying on it
The Rallye was slightly too low to be great on the bonnet but my old Fiesta was perfect height. It was stripped out aswell so the back was empty.. And could even do it in the bucket seats as the bird i was with at the time was only petite about 5 foot 2
Quite tall for a 7 year old
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LMAO.
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Originally Posted by wicked-vtr
For all those saying go to a cs meet, who wants to drive like 70 miles to bornmouth for a meet with gibbo?
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20th August 2010, 17:01
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#110
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Sod the towel.....
I'd rather feel the nice cool (or it might be hot, but cool is better lol) metal of the bonnet on my arse cheeks or my breasts just touching it lmfaro 
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Originally Posted by wadoryu
why not got nothing else to do...... auds seems pure awesomeness
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Originally Posted by Dannii
Haha she seems up for lady fun
She automatically then has my approval
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20th August 2010, 17:02
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Originally Posted by auds
Sod the towel.....
I'd rather feel the nice cool (or it might be hot, but cool is better lol) metal of the bonnet on my arse cheeks or my breasts just touching it lmfaro |
 
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my nan used to say, dont say god say gosh because youll distract him from helping the poor..thats very well nan but put some fuckin clothes on get out the wheel barrow
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20th August 2010, 17:02
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Originally Posted by auds
Sod the towel.....
I'd rather feel the nice cool (or it might be hot, but cool is better lol) metal of the bonnet on my arse cheeks or my breasts just touching it lmfaro |
ok i worry about you haha
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20th August 2010, 17:03
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#113
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Originally Posted by auds
Sod the towel.....
I'd rather feel the nice cool (or it might be hot, but cool is better lol) metal of the bonnet on my arse cheeks or my breasts just touching it lmfaro |
Shett this thread is way to graphic for my virginal eyes.
Excuse me...
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Originally Posted by wicked-vtr
For all those saying go to a cs meet, who wants to drive like 70 miles to bornmouth for a meet with gibbo?
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20th August 2010, 17:05
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#114
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Originally Posted by Lacey_106
Shett this thread is way to graphic for my vagina.
Excuse me whilst i go fap...
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niceeee
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20th August 2010, 17:08
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Originally Posted by matt_vtr_15a
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Yeaaaaaaaahhhhh editing my post.
tut, kids today have no respect
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Originally Posted by wicked-vtr
For all those saying go to a cs meet, who wants to drive like 70 miles to bornmouth for a meet with gibbo?
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20th August 2010, 17:10
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#116
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Originally Posted by L20VTS
ok i worry about you haha
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hahaha I just have a very good imagination LOL
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Originally Posted by wadoryu
why not got nothing else to do...... auds seems pure awesomeness
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Originally Posted by Dannii
Haha she seems up for lady fun
She automatically then has my approval
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20th August 2010, 17:10
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#117
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Originally Posted by auds
Sod the towel.....
I'd rather feel the nice cool (or it might be hot, but cool is better lol) metal of the bonnet on my arse cheeks or my breasts just touching it lmfaro |
Lol love the honesty, you are pure filth! 
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20th August 2010, 17:19
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#118
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Originally Posted by auds
Sod the towel.....
I'd rather feel the nice cool (or it might be hot, but cool is better lol) metal of the bonnet on my arse cheeks or my breasts just touching it lmfaro |
i think i speak for most men on here when i say... you = win (for a girl)
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I vote you.
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south east is like korea mate, always some type of civil war kicking off
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20th August 2010, 18:11
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#119
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I need to go for my tea, but this thread is getting good .................
Dilemma
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20th August 2010, 18:12
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#120
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Originally Posted by jonathon5
I need to go for my tea, but this thread is getting good .................
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eat tea at laptop while reading about sex?
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Lets get one thing clear.....im the power mad mod not f***ing Ryan!
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