That must be an animal. - Page 5 - Saxperience

MuZiZZle · 5th July 2014, 11:48

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Originally Posted by Ross

Is that because you're northern and have to work 22 hours a day to get £35, being that you're all on sub-minimum wage?

Afraid not you tubby slut, we're 24 hours here, people need their burgers!

Ross^p · 5th July 2014, 11:54

I thought you washed cars, you fucking immigrant...

MuZiZZle · 5th July 2014, 12:09

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Originally Posted by Ross

I thought you washed cars, you fucking immigrant...

I wash your mam, with a rag on a stick!

JIMNYDAVE · 16th July 2014, 16:48

For you sad fucks who Probly don't have a car just chill on hear I've built a saxo turbo for a lad on here josh Jones which was then bought by Carl griffis also on here which made 190 bhp my twin engine saxo is alot quicker and also twice the tourqe!!!. So before you paper pushers sat behind ur desk or working in McDonald's want to slap my car off just think " could you build a twin engine car" no you couldn't your ebay bargain freaks that still drive a saxo at 28 I've got a 20k audi as my daily I did this to see if I Could doit and obviously I have feel free to bring ur lumpy cammed up 130 bhp claiming it's 170 down to telford and I'll show you what 280 bhp is actually like and mine don't stall at Evry junction. And for the utter belling who asked why it wasn't listed in cars if you can actually read you will see it says listed by ebay app and any retard knows you can't list cars on the app. Thanks for the actual decent comments and to those who got nothing better to do go buy a ripped gearnob!!!

Prickle^p · 16th July 2014, 16:52

Ross^p · 16th July 2014, 16:55

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Originally Posted by JIMNYDAVE

For you sad fucks who Probly don't have a car just chill on hear I've built a saxo turbo for a lad on here josh Jones which was then bought by Carl griffis also on here which made 190 bhp my twin engine saxo is alot quicker and also twice the tourqe!!!. So before you paper pushers sat behind ur desk or working in McDonald's want to slap my car off just think " could you build a twin engine car" no you couldn't your ebay bargain freaks that still drive a saxo at 28 I've got a 20k audi as my daily I did this to see if I Could doit and obviously I have feel free to bring ur lumpy cammed up 130 bhp claiming it's 170 down to telford and I'll show you what 280 bhp is actually like and mine don't stall at Evry junction. And for the utter belling who asked why it wasn't listed in cars if you can actually read you will see it says listed by ebay app and any retard knows you can't list cars on the app. Thanks for the actual decent comments and to those who got nothing better to do go buy a ripped gearnob!!!

Sorry... Who the fuck are you?

And I'll see your audi - and raise you.

D4MJT · 16th July 2014, 16:56

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Originally Posted by JIMNYDAVE

For you sad gentlemen who likely don't even own a motor carriage just relax!

I've built a Saxo Turbo before, for a chap on this very forum called Josh Jones. He then sold it to another fellow called Carl Griffis who also uses this very forum. It made 190bhp!

My twin-engined Saxo is a lot quicker than that, and has double the torque figure!! So before you bad eggs sat behind your desks, or perhaps working in McDonald's want to berate my car, ask yourselves if you could build a twin-engined car. I sincerely doubt it! It's far more probable you're 28 year old still driving Saxo's! I also have an expensive Audi that I use as a daily driver, £20,000 it's worth!

I merely carried out this exercise to see if I could achieve it and obviously I have. If you doubt me, why not bring your own cammed up cars down to Telford and I'll show you what 280bhp is actually like. Mine doesn't stall at every junction.

As for the total chump who asked why it wasn't listed in cars, well my friend, if you can actually read you will see it says "listed by eBay app" and any soul, even one with learning difficulties knows you cannot list cars on the app!

Thanks for the actual decent comments and to those who have nothing better to do go buy a ripped (Ripspeed? Sp?) gearknob!!!

I've rewritten that in English and added some punctuation for the benefit of other forum users, no charge, don't worry.

Ross^p · 16th July 2014, 16:58

Cheers Matt.

D4MJT · 16th July 2014, 16:59

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Originally Posted by JIMNYDAVE

For you sad fucks who Probly don't have a car just chill on hear I've built a saxo turbo for a lad on here josh Jones which was then bought by Carl griffis also on here which made 190 bhp my twin engine saxo is alot quicker and also twice the tourqe!!!. So before you paper pushers sat behind ur desk or working in McDonald's want to slap my car off just think " could you build a twin engine car" no you couldn't your ebay bargain freaks that still drive a saxo at 28 I've got a 20k audi as my daily I did this to see if I Could doit and obviously I have feel free to bring ur lumpy cammed up 130 bhp claiming it's 170 down to telford and I'll show you what 280 bhp is actually like and mine don't stall at Evry junction. And for the utter belling who asked why it wasn't listed in cars if you can actually read you will see it says listed by ebay app and any retard knows you can't list cars on the app. Thanks for the actual decent comments and to those who got nothing better to do go buy a ripped gearnob!!!

Seen as you're actually here, fancy answering some proper questions on the build instead of shouting about your derv S-Line?

How does the gear linkage work, and pictures? Even the ad states it's hard to get into gear and should be trailered away, so it's pretty impressive you're making the 1st to 2nd change and doing the 0-60 sprint in under 3.5 seconds.

What firewall / bulkhead seperates the engine in the back from the passenger compartment?

Where is the 2nd fuel tank? The filler neck is shown in the images as being inside the boot lid at the top left?

Is the cooling as pikey as it looks?

JIMNYDAVE · 16th July 2014, 17:05

Bless maybe someday you will have the intelligence to build something like this but nope you sit at your computer wanking over other peoples cars wishing you actually had a decent car!!! I built this car for fun I drive a 20k audi as my daily not a £500 106

D4MJT · 16th July 2014, 17:07

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Originally Posted by JIMNYDAVE

Bless maybe someday you will have the intelligence to build something like this but nope you sit at your computer wanking over other peoples cars wishing you actually had a decent car!!! I built this car for fun I drive a 20k audi as my daily not a £500 106

Excellent, glad to hear it. Fancy answering any of my questions?

Also, just for clarity, how much was your Audi again?

JIMNYDAVE · 16th July 2014, 17:08

Bring your 106 up to telford next sunday and you can have a look your self if you can keep up

D4MJT · 16th July 2014, 17:10

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Originally Posted by JIMNYDAVE

Bring your 106 up to telford next sunday and you can have a look your self if you can keep up

I doubt it, it would be down the country first off, and it's sat looking sorry for itself in the garage with a fucked rear hub. I must have missed the part where I proclaimed my 106 to be some sort of monster road weapon.

I'll assume you don't want to discuss the car you've built then, just shout about your Audi? Is it an A1? They're fairly easy to spec to £20k

Prickle^p · 16th July 2014, 17:11

rite dats it guise. were gona av to sort summit. lyk a cruise dwn to see dis 20k audi nd 4x4 saxo

were wud u lyk to meat? time place. we be their.

Ross^p · 16th July 2014, 17:17

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Originally Posted by JIMNYDAVE

Bless maybe someday you will have the intelligence to build something like this but nope you sit at your computer wanking over other peoples cars wishing you actually had a decent car!!! I built this car for fun I drive a 20k audi as my daily not a £500 106

Let's be honest though. Your "£20k audi" is financed. So... really, who gives a shit?

D4MJT · 16th July 2014, 17:21

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Originally Posted by Ross

Let's be honest though. Your "£20k audi" is financed. So... really, who gives a shit?

Bullshit Ross.

Why would he finance a £20k Audi, he's clearly spent his cash there, that explains why the Saxo was built on credit cards!

Ross^p · 16th July 2014, 17:23

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Originally Posted by D4MJT

Bullshit Ross.

Why would he finance a £20k Audi, he's clearly spent his cash there, that explains why the Saxo was built on credit cards!

Fuck. You're so smart - I never thought of that

Gandi699 · 16th July 2014, 17:44

These people make me laugh who supposedly drive this and that but can't string a coherent sentence together.

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Jizanthapus · 16th July 2014, 18:10

Oh, well this is.......satisfying.

By the way it was me who said it wasn't listed in cars.

Come at me bro wiv ur £20k Audi n ting

MuZiZZle · 16th July 2014, 19:07

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Originally Posted by JIMNYDAVE

For you sad fucks who Probly don't have a car just chill on hear I've built a saxo turbo for a lad on here josh Jones which was then bought by Carl griffis also on here which made 190 bhp my twin engine saxo is alot quicker and also twice the tourqe!!!. So before you paper pushers sat behind ur desk or working in McDonald's want to slap my car off just think " could you build a twin engine car" no you couldn't your ebay bargain freaks that still drive a saxo at 28 I've got a 20k audi as my daily I did this to see if I Could doit and obviously I have feel free to bring ur lumpy cammed up 130 bhp claiming it's 170 down to telford and I'll show you what 280 bhp is actually like and mine don't stall at Evry junction. And for the utter belling who asked why it wasn't listed in cars if you can actually read you will see it says listed by ebay app and any retard knows you can't list cars on the app. Thanks for the actual decent comments and to those who got nothing better to do go buy a ripped gearnob!!!

Wanker