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Old 24th October 2011, 14:59   #81
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never said the police were trolling on here all day. I said they can access content on request for enquiry purposes. As a matter of fact, read the news: some got nicked for "inciting riots" on Facebook. Please learn to read instead of reinterpreting my posts.
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Old 24th October 2011, 16:14   #82
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i never said i was an angel on the roads i know im not ashleyp is the only person on here to reply with a normal answer rather than everyone else with their heads up their arses thinking they are perfect and de-grading people for having a little fun on the road. and i dont get why people post these articles ive seen people crash before and to be honest i just get bored of driving like my grandma so i like to put my foot down
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Old 25th October 2011, 11:00   #83
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Old 25th October 2011, 13:02   #84
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Hi mate,

I think to beat his 1.25 you would have to undo your manifold and bolt it on upside down than cut a hole on the bonnet for the screamer pipe. next for the cold air feed attach it right next to the manifold as the hotter the air the engine sucks in the fast you go, how do you think ferraris etc reach such high mph..

handling; firstly id add some bricks in the boot to make the car lower thus less resistance. for the front id chop the shockers and springs down and re-weld them up.

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Old 25th October 2011, 13:19   #85
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never said the police were trolling on here all day. I said they can access content on request for enquiry purposes. As a matter of fact, read the news: some got nicked for "inciting riots" on Facebook. Please learn to read instead of reinterpreting my posts.
You are the biggest nosher on the forum.

You spouted so much shit to the new guy about how the police may find out about his posts if they needed it.

yes i know about that incident regarding facebook, and i didnt misinterpret your post at all, it's pretty obvious what you meant. youre just acting clever to the noobs sitting behind your computer screen.

And, just to confirm - your mixes are absolute dogshit too Emmanuel.
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Old 26th October 2011, 02:04   #86
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LOL i think ashleyp is on the same wave length as me and maybe other normal people will understand my opinion too
and i cant believe how many people are posting stupid answers on here.. we know the 2 cars arent the fastest but they are new drivers and cant afford to insure many other things, just race and see what happens fuck what all the bum lovin ''perfect drivers'' are saying
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Old 26th October 2011, 02:22   #87
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tbh, best thing you can do is be a better driver than him, neither car has a massive advantage, just make sure you can handle your car before even thinking about it, or everyone on here will be proved right

i dont knwo what ashley put, but get rid of weight, cheapest option
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Old 26th October 2011, 08:54   #88
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You are the biggest nosher on the forum.

You spouted so much shit to the new guy about how the police may find out about his posts if they needed it.

yes i know about that incident regarding facebook, and i didnt misinterpret your post at all, it's pretty obvious what you meant.

And, just to confirm - your mixes are absolute dogshit too Emmanuel.
ok, I apologise. The guy should feel free to drive like a knob, and you are 100% right to back him up. Also thanks for the feedback Mr. P, first time ever I hear the word "dogshit" though I suspect this is motivated by the desire to make a personal attack on me.

I'm curious to see your website and hear your mixes. If mine ranks as "dogshit", then I guess you must have produced some legendary stuff. Please enlighten me with your mixing science.
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Wanna race, take it to a track and see how good you are at racing..

when u kill someone and/or yourself, we'll see how much u brag about it after (if you dont kill yourself)

Fed up of people thinking just because you own a saxo, your some little chav that races everything and rips up hand brake and drives like a dick!. but you read comments like his and realise thats why!!
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I agree with this, if you think you can race or want to race take it to a track and do it properly in controlled conditions.
And about everyone thinking your a chav if you own a saxo... this is exactly why, if you want to show off by 'overtaking your mate' why dont you just make your saxo your own and show off that way or just buy something else?
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Hi mate,

I think to beat his 1.25 you would have to undo your manifold and bolt it on upside down than cut a hole on the bonnet for the screamer pipe. next for the cold air feed attach it right next to the manifold as the hotter the air the engine sucks in the fast you go, how do you think ferraris etc reach such high mph..

handling; firstly id add some bricks in the boot to make the car lower thus less resistance. for the front id chop the shockers and springs down and re-weld them up.

a guide (c) john_gee.
This. Also, don't forget to save some weight. Remove the driver's airbag and seatbelt (did you know that combined, these can weigh up to 400kg?!). And remember, make sure to take corners quickly, otherwise you'll get cold tyres and crash
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each to their own some people would rather 'make a car their own' and pay alot of money to do it but i wouldnt say its worth doin that to a saxo to be honest. but some people would rather show off their car by overtaking, which is the way id rather do it, and all the people i know with cars when were out will all do the same try and be the fastest as its more fun than sitting one behind the other for miles on end
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Old 26th October 2011, 20:44   #94
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Or you could go on a forum where you can talk about driving like a cunt all day long.
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Old 27th October 2011, 00:58   #95
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Old 27th October 2011, 06:10   #96
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To be fair... Whilst street racing is for complete noshers. You do have a good point!

Many on this forum would rather sit in and build a high spec car just so they can brag about it on the internet (i don't even need to mention names...). It's much more fun in a semi standard saxo to just go out and have a decent B road blast.

+green rep for you.

On the other hand, having your mates pull your handbrake up etc? thats a grade A douche mistake, and should be left in the macD's car park with the rest of the chavs.

ah well, saxo's are owned by cunts - thats just a fact of life.
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Nothing wrong with driving like a cunt. Its our perogative at the end of the day. And I garuntee you your eastcoast will pis all over your mates fiesta on the straight and round the twistys. I had one of them
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A fiesta I mean btw. On the other hand. The fiesta will spend alot less time at the mechanic. If you drive anything like me that is. Lol. Anyway. Good luck with your test. Hope you pass?
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Old 10th November 2011, 22:21   #100
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ah well, saxo's are owned by cunts - thats just a fact of life.
so i just passed my test 4 months ago? i drive sensible... my insureance wouldnt let me drive till i had a traker fitted so they could keep an eye on me....

after 90 days i got a £370 reduction on my insurance premium... does the make me a cunt?

cos to be honest im 19 i got a 1.4 saxo.... yeah the 1st time i drove on my own i felt like racing but then i thought about the consequences... i remembered how my granparents were in a accident and someone speeding crashed into them (that survived after the metro was rolled 3 times)

if people say "i dont want to drive like a grandma you pretty much saying "i want to die in a crash" is that cool? does it make you feel big after you have ruined someone elses life? because one day you will speed around a corner too fast swerve to avoid something and crash into the front of a oncoming lorry... then will you be bragging? no because you would be DEAD! enough said....
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