292Bhp Chevvy

[Giraffe]

Still better than a Micra though... amirite?

Also, lower than a standard VTS?

[Bedford126]

Good luck doing any work on it at all mate. I had one in before Christmas and had to employ a midget to get his hands in places that your hand shouldn't go.

[MuZiZZle]

Originally Posted by Brettles1986

100%, would do the custard test but I have none.

tiny penis test?

[Pricklep]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

Still better than a Micra though... amirite?

Also, lower than a standard VTS?

Heh heh, Dave!

That fishing line caught my eye.

[Brettles1986]

Originally Posted by Bedford126

Good luck doing any work on it at all mate. I had one in before Christmas and had to employ a midget to get his hands in places that your hand shouldn't go.

Tbh I don't do alot of mechanical work anyway and I have child like hands anyway (makes masturbation all that more pleasurable)

Anything I should look out for?

Originally Posted by MuZiZZle

tiny penis test?

Can't bend it 5 fold

[Giraffe]

Originally Posted by Prickle

Heh heh, Dave!

That fishing line caught my eye.

Thought you'd bite, that was a lot of bait!

[baker556]

Surely a saxo would have been better and at a grand cheaper, i would have gone for the sax just for the fun factor.

[Brettles1986]

Originally Posted by baker556

Surely a saxo would have been better and at a grand cheaper, i would have gone for the sax just for the fun factor.

But unreliable and difficult to find a decent example. I pissed away no end of money on mine when I had it.

[Bedford126]

Originally Posted by Brettles1986

Tbh I don't do alot of mechanical work anyway and I have child like hands anyway (makes masturbation all that more pleasurable)

Why because its like a small child is wanking you off Dude you are sick fucker.....

Yeah the heater matrix will clog up Needs filling with brick acid to unblock it.
The heater matrix feed and return hose will split. That's about it really.

Also what engine and mileage?

[Brettles1986]

Originally Posted by Bedford126

Why because its like a small child is wanking you off Dude you are sick fucker.....

Yeah the heater matrix will clog up Needs filling with brick acid to unblock it.
The heater matrix feed and return hose will split. That's about it really.

Also what engine and mileage?

Dude, you're the one thinking that not me I believe you may be the sick fucker.

Cheers though.

[Bedford126]

Originally Posted by Brettles1986

Dude, you're the one thinking that not me I believe you may be the sick fucker.

Cheers though.

You said you like the small child like hands because its more pleasurable....

What engine is it mate the 3 cylinder 800cc ish engines suffer from head gasket failure at around 60-80k

[Brettles1986]

Originally Posted by Bedford126

You said you like the small child like hands because its more pleasurable....

What engine is it mate the 3 cylinder 800cc ish engines suffer from head gasket failure at around 60-80k

I was referring to them being soft and not abused of course.

It's the sport so it's a 1.4 16v, had cambelt and water pump done in November which was another of the factors surrounding why I bought it.

[Bedford126]

Originally Posted by Brettles1986

I was referring to them being soft and not abused of course.

I want proof of them been soft and small and add to the pleasure or not true.

Sounds a pretty good deal, Slam it on its arse imo. Never seen it done so will look real different.

[Pricklep]

Originally Posted by Bedford126

You said you like the small child like hands because its more pleasurable....

Originally Posted by Brettles1986

I was referring to them being soft and not abused of course.

[Brettles1986]

Only just saw these posts

Originally Posted by knight-22

Oh jesus, your actually modifying it? Do you really want to attract attention to it..

I feel bad for you mate, pm me your address and i'll buy these for you.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/50-Brown-K...item4ab08c02dc

I feel no shame in driving it, I'm getting old and not shying away from the fact. I find bags for life from ASDA (which I have plent of) more effective.

Originally Posted by LSOfreak

i'd save for a decent car to mod tbh
dont waste any more money on it, it was already an expensive car to start with

I'm not looking to go mad with it, subtle mods like a tad more lowering and then very minor details, refer to my original post.

[Brettles1986]

Originally Posted by Bedford126

I want proof of them been soft and small and add to the pleasure or not true.

Sounds a pretty good deal, Slam it on its arse imo. Never seen it done so will look real different.

Someone who is open minded about it, there's a first for everything.

Seriously though I genuinely like the look of the car and would choose this (evidently) over any flat arch Saxo.

[Bedford126]

Originally Posted by Brettles1986

Someone who is open minded about it, there's a first for everything.

Seriously though I genuinely like the look of the car and would choose this (evidently) over any flat arch Saxo.

Tbh I think that the small cars such as the k-cars in japan (what these are based on ) are the way forward. Can look epic if done right.

[Giraffe]

Originally Posted by Bedford126

Tbh I think that the small cars such as the k-cars in japan (what these are based on ) are the way forward. Can look epic if done right.

You realise this is a Kalos and not a Matiz? The Kalos isn't that small from what I've seen (car size, not room to work)

[Brettles1986]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

You realise this is a Kalos and not a Matiz? The Kalos isn't that small from what I've seen (car size, not room to work)

Inside it's like a tardis and is surprisingly roomy

[Bedford126]

Originally Posted by Giraffe

You realise this is a Kalos and not a Matiz? The Kalos isn't that small from what I've seen (car size, not room to work)

Yeah I realise mate they still came with the 800cc engine and shocking working room. If it was a Matiz I wouldn't give it the time of day.