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27th April 2008, 02:38
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Evil But Funny!
Long story
about a month ago
Broke up with my girlfriend
went to a party a week later
hooked up with my mates ex girlfriend
that he broke up with 2 days before the party
had sex with her at my mates house
next day everyone found out because my mate was on the floor next to us lol
my mate isnt talking to me and i am doing the same course as him in college
so im in all his lessons, i just smile and laugh wen he gives me dodgy looks
i'm now back with my ex girlfriend [she knows everything]
but i decided to tell my mates ex girlfriend that i just found out i got an STD!!! lol
i sent her a txt saying i have just found out i got "Gonorrhea" and u should go get ur self checked out
now she is shitting a brick lol
just to make it clear I DONT!!! had an STD!!!
i know its evil but its funny! i cant wait until i tell her im lying
going to film it and put it on youtube 
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27th April 2008, 08:22
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Just aids then?
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27th April 2008, 08:30
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hahaha, but all your mates will be laughing at you when you get the sh*t kicked out of you by a girl
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27th April 2008, 08:47
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And I'd laugh when you get a call to say that your original girlfriend has given you genital warts.
Totally wrong thing in my opinion.
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27th April 2008, 09:06
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You sound like a nice person, your mother must be proud.
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27th April 2008, 09:07
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I think you're a cunt and give blokes a bad name. You should do yourself, and put a vid on YouTube of that instead.
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27th April 2008, 09:31
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my opinion is your fucking wrong to do that mate. STD's arent really something you want to joking about with.
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27th April 2008, 09:36
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thats wong mate
im awaiting the thread about which of you limbs she breaks when she finds out
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oh really.....
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27th April 2008, 09:38
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Clearly your'e a shit friend, with a bad sense of humor. Fucking cock!
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27th April 2008, 09:41
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Surely you actually want to talk to your "best" mate again? and I dont think telling his ex that is going to help. Any reason why you told her that? and whats top stop her from telling your gf, then your fucked.
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27th April 2008, 13:39
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bastard
ill make sure i never sleep with you
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27th April 2008, 13:41
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i think your a cunt as well. im glad im not your "mate"
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27th April 2008, 13:45
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WOW! Calm down everyone.
Its only a joke!
i told her this morning
and she just called me and prick and laughed,
all my mates always pull jokes on each other
calm down
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27th April 2008, 13:45
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edit:
you got lucky
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27th April 2008, 13:47
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you got lucky
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i only did it because i knew they would take it as a joke!
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27th April 2008, 13:49
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Think thats harsh as fuck personally.
Don't really see the funny side.
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27th April 2008, 13:52
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some of my mates have done alot worst things then this!!!
so u lot have never played a joke on someone u dont like?
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27th April 2008, 13:59
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hahaha, but all your mates will be laughing at you when you get the sh*t kicked out of you by a girl
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haha! owned!
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27th April 2008, 13:59
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Think thats harsh as fuck personally.
Don't really see the funny side.
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Agreed! Think its quite sad really......
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27th April 2008, 14:02
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thats stupid!.. why joke about that
and why sleep with your friends ex in the 1st place
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