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8th January 2012, 18:40
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Improvising
Anyone got any stories where they come up with a genius improvision?
I'm going out tonight but can't find any shoe polish! Then I see out the corner of my eye megs endurance tyre gel. So I've put some on any the shoes are shiney as! Smell good too.
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8th January 2012, 18:42
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I cleaned my carbon fibre with furniture wax.
Go me.
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8th January 2012, 18:48
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ryan
I cleaned my carbon fibre with furniture wax.
Go me.
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You're still a cunt.
I had no screen wash, so I used half a bottle of Coca Cola to clean it instead.
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8th January 2012, 19:35
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I know a guy who mixed Vodka with his screen wash to prevent it freezing up during last years big Freeze.
Though it was quite smart ... not really cost effective
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8th January 2012, 19:38
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rogue_Shadow
I know a guy who mixed Vodka with his screen wash to prevent it freezing up during last years big Freeze.
Though it was quite smart ... not really cost effective 
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depends if its that cheap knock off vodka
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8th January 2012, 19:39
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Saxperience Hardcore!
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Yeah dashboard spray wiped on a cloth,bought my dslr camera back up like new.
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8th January 2012, 19:39
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Location: Liverpool
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Used the cardboard at the centre of the toilet roll to wipe with when I ran out of the paper
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8th January 2012, 20:23
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: west london
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someone at works exhaust was so rusty it snapped in half in the car park
a redbull can with the ends cut off and a wire coat hanger wrapped around worked a treat lol
wasnt even blowing, i was quite impressed tbh
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8th January 2012, 20:26
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: norwich
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redull bottle for a temp oil catch tank
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8th January 2012, 20:32
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you should be getting ready to go rave it up with the under agers at Cav - not posting on here Stu
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8th January 2012, 20:37
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my exhaust snapped so i cut the pipe on me dads carpet cleaner machine and stuck it through each part that snapped. was blowing like mad for bout a week until me new exhaust came
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8th January 2012, 20:39
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Location: exeter, devon
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LSOfreak
someone at works exhaust was so rusty it snapped in half in the car park
a redbull can with the ends cut off and a wire coat hanger wrapped around worked a treat lol
wasnt even blowing, i was quite impressed tbh
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ive done that with a baked bean can and 2 jubilee clips. using a coat hanger without it blowing is quite impressive!
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8th January 2012, 20:39
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Gf didn't feel like sexy time the other night so I went and grabbed a kid to do it with instead.
wooo.
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