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Old 8th January 2012, 18:40   #1
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Anyone got any stories where they come up with a genius improvision?

I'm going out tonight but can't find any shoe polish! Then I see out the corner of my eye megs endurance tyre gel. So I've put some on any the shoes are shiney as! Smell good too.
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Old 8th January 2012, 18:42   #2
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I cleaned my carbon fibre with furniture wax.

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Old 8th January 2012, 18:48   #3
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I had no screen wash, so I used half a bottle of Coca Cola to clean it instead.
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Old 8th January 2012, 19:35   #4
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I know a guy who mixed Vodka with his screen wash to prevent it freezing up during last years big Freeze.
Though it was quite smart ... not really cost effective
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I know a guy who mixed Vodka with his screen wash to prevent it freezing up during last years big Freeze.
Though it was quite smart ... not really cost effective
depends if its that cheap knock off vodka
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Yeah dashboard spray wiped on a cloth,bought my dslr camera back up like new.
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someone at works exhaust was so rusty it snapped in half in the car park

a redbull can with the ends cut off and a wire coat hanger wrapped around worked a treat lol

wasnt even blowing, i was quite impressed tbh
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redull bottle for a temp oil catch tank
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you should be getting ready to go rave it up with the under agers at Cav - not posting on here Stu
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my exhaust snapped so i cut the pipe on me dads carpet cleaner machine and stuck it through each part that snapped. was blowing like mad for bout a week until me new exhaust came
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someone at works exhaust was so rusty it snapped in half in the car park

a redbull can with the ends cut off and a wire coat hanger wrapped around worked a treat lol

wasnt even blowing, i was quite impressed tbh
ive done that with a baked bean can and 2 jubilee clips. using a coat hanger without it blowing is quite impressive!
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