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Old 30th August 2012, 23:56   #1
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Anyone else read this?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti....html?ITO=1490

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Old 31st August 2012, 00:00   #2
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kinda funny not sure if srs.

I just spat my drink all over the screen.
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Old 31st August 2012, 00:01   #3
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Harsh but funny!
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Old 31st August 2012, 00:02   #4
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kinda funny not sure if srs.

I just spat my drink all over the screen.
Can never be too careful on here haha. I literally pissed myself when I read it
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Old 31st August 2012, 00:03   #5
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Just realised how big that dildo looks!
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Old 31st August 2012, 00:04   #6
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lmao i wouldn't even touch that, must be really dirty and that is massive his arsehole must be a shit n' slide
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Old 31st August 2012, 00:05   #7
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I loved the bit where it says
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Old 31st August 2012, 00:09   #8
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This is hilarious. Even though it is a bit harsh I am buckled
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Old 31st August 2012, 00:13   #9
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what makes it more funny..is that the ppl that checked it and found it..probs thought by natural train of thought...that it had seen loads of poonan..

fuck only knows what they had done with it before they taped it there...untill they read this article and found it belongs to a pair of up hill gardeners

they may not find it as funny now..
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whats the funky lookin stain on his shorts?
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Pmsl.
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whats the funky lookin stain on his shorts?
I'm more worried about what he has in the glass he's holding...
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look at his ankle what is that substance
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Spelling on that article is atrocious tbh

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KY Jelly haha
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Guess I was too busy wetting myself with laughter to notice haha
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Just realised how big that dildo looks!
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So what are you saying?
That they must have an arsehole the size of the grand canyon
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Lmfao imagine ther faces as ther bag came round on carasol
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