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30th August 2012, 23:56
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So harsh but kinda funny...
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31st August 2012, 00:00
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kinda funny not sure if srs.
I just spat my drink all over the screen.
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31st August 2012, 00:01
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Harsh but funny!
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Originally Posted by GolfJay
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Originally Posted by holdawayt
I heard about the in-car bonfire but didn't really believe it. Hats off to that man.
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31st August 2012, 00:02
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Originally Posted by Bedford126
kinda funny not sure if srs.
I just spat my drink all over the screen.
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Can never be too careful on here haha. I literally pissed myself when I read it
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31st August 2012, 00:03
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Just realised how big that dildo looks!
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Originally Posted by GolfJay
My penis grew an extra 2 inches! It's now a massive 3 inches!!!
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Originally Posted by holdawayt
I heard about the in-car bonfire but didn't really believe it. Hats off to that man.
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31st August 2012, 00:04
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lmao i wouldn't even touch that, must be really dirty and that is massive his arsehole must be a shit n' slide
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31st August 2012, 00:05
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I loved the bit where it says
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"some sort of foul-smelling grease had been smeared on it to make it appear that it had been 'used."
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31st August 2012, 00:09
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This is hilarious. Even though it is a bit harsh I am buckled
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31st August 2012, 00:13
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what makes it more funny..is that the ppl that checked it and found it..probs thought by natural train of thought...that it had seen loads of poonan..
fuck only knows what they had done with it before they taped it there...untill they read this article and found it belongs to a pair of up hill gardeners
they may not find it as funny now..
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31st August 2012, 00:15
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whats the funky lookin stain on his shorts?
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31st August 2012, 00:17
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Pmsl.
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lol because you are a brand fag
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31st August 2012, 00:18
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Originally Posted by Baz
whats the funky lookin stain on his shorts?
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I'm more worried about what he has in the glass he's holding...
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31st August 2012, 00:19
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look at his ankle what is that substance
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31st August 2012, 00:28
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Spelling on that article is atrocious tbh
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Originally Posted by D1zzyman
look at his ankle what is that substance
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KY Jelly haha
Last edited by JamesR; 31st August 2012 at 00:31.
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31st August 2012, 00:29
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JamesR
Spelling on that article is atrocious tbh
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Guess I was too busy wetting myself with laughter to notice haha
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31st August 2012, 00:29
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ali123
Just realised how big that dildo looks!
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So what are you saying?
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lol because you are a brand fag
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31st August 2012, 00:31
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31st August 2012, 01:06
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Originally Posted by logic_guy
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That quite literally killed it. :|
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31st August 2012, 07:42
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Prickle
So what are you saying? 
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That they must have an arsehole the size of the grand canyon 
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Originally Posted by GolfJay
My penis grew an extra 2 inches! It's now a massive 3 inches!!!
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Originally Posted by holdawayt
I heard about the in-car bonfire but didn't really believe it. Hats off to that man.
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31st August 2012, 08:09
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Lmfao imagine ther faces as ther bag came round on carasol
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